Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Little Bunny Foo Foo


One nice thing about our increased trail running is that I see a lot more wild rabbits than I used to.  Specifically, I see their cute little white cottontails darting away from me as I tromp my way through their habitat.  (Sidebar: evidently I’m not alone in my appreciation for the bunny butt.)

I once drove to a weekend wedding extravaganza in a remote part of New Hampshire.  The two-lane highway had periodic Moose Crossing warnings, but nary a moose did I see.  A couple who arrived after dark in the pouring rain had a near run in with a moose on the highway.  When I expressed envy over their moose sighting, they responded, “Everyone’s so jealous!  Trust us…you do NOT want to see a moose.  Aside from being enormous, it held up traffic which is why we are so late.”  Of course I believed it was nerve-wracking, but I still secretly wished the moose chose me instead of those tardy ingrates who didn’t budget enough travel time to make it before the rehearsal dinner.

This summer we are doing a trail race in Tahoe.  I am told there is the possibility of bear and wildcat encounters.  I am both thrilled and terrified at the prospect.  I’ve been reading up as to what to do when you encounter different type of animals (mountain lion: stay calm, back away slowly; black bear: scream and yell; wolf: climb up a tree, assuming corporate America hasn't cut them all down).  I have tried to catalogue this information in my gray matter, but whilst one can intellectually know something, it does not mean one will instinctually do it.

In all honesty, I’m sure my only encounter in Tahoe will be with yet another shy woodland rabbit.  Assuming he doesn’t lead me to a hookah-smoking caterpillar, I think I’ll be okay.  Not to mention, I have already mastered what one should do when encountered with a rabbit on the trail: point, tug on your husband’s sleeve, and squeal, “Bunny, it’s a bunny!”

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